23rd Psalm - Republicrat style

1 :The Government is my Shepherd, I need not work.
2: It alloweth me to lie down on a good job;
3: It leadeth me beside still factories; It destroyeth my initiative.
4: It leadeth me in the path of a parasite for politic's sake;
5: Yea, though I walk through the valley of laziness and deficit-spending, I will fear no evil, for the government is with me.
6: It prepareth an economic Utopia for me, by appropiating the earnings of my own grandchildren.
7: It filleth my head with Lies and false security;
8: My inefficiency runneth over.
9: Surely the government must care for me all the days of my life,
10 And I shall dwell in a fool's house forever.