Boortz Wants Answers

(from Nealz Nooze - 22 December 2004)

Will the Imperial Federal Government of the United States ever actually cut spending or eliminate a spending program in our lives?

Will liberals ever admit that America is great because of the dynamic of people living under economic and social freedom, and not because of its government?

Will Royal ever settle down with some sweet young thing and have a few little Royals?

Will sellers of cheap cars ever stop screaming at us in their car commercials?

Why didn't that car dealer who was "Number two, gonna be number one" ever make it past number two?

Will liberals ever admit that freedom is worth fighting for, and even dying for?

Will Belinda ever get used to going to the bathroom indoors?

Will coach passengers on an American airline ever get served another hot meal?

Will Paris Hilton ever just go away and leave us alone?

Will Americans ever realize that tax and Social Security reform is far more important to their lives then who is doing what to whom with what in Hollywood?

Will we ever understand that Bill Clinton did a lot more than "lie about oral sex?"

Will flight attendants finally get tired of being completely ignored during those insipid safety announcements and just sit down?

Will Americans ever realize that public schools are government schools and are beyond salvaging?

Will Americans ever realize that there is something basically dangerous about the concept of democracy?

Will Americans ever understand the difference between racism and culturalism, and that some cultures, ours, for instance, are vastly superior to others?

Will the TSA ever stop groping 80 year-old women and start actually looking for terrorists?

Will the world ever realize that it is safer and better off without Saddam and will be even safer when freedom gains a real foothold in the Middle East?

Will Americans come to the realization that Saudi Arabia is not our friend?

Will the world ever realize that it is high time to start ignoring Jimmy Carter?

Will we ever realize that any tax system that punishes achievement and rewards laziness is destined to fail?

Will Clark Howard ever wear long pants to work?

Will people ever learn that cell phones can pick up the normal human voice, and that you don't have to scream to be heard?

Will we ever realize that for the most part speed limits are a revenue-raising measure and not a traffic safety measure?