Closing Gitmo...

Okay, so the appeasement crowd wants Gitmo closed because some guy who may or may not want to destroy America was forced to listen to 50-Cent while being denied air conditioning.

I've got an idea which would pave the way for the release of every single prisoner currently held by Marines in Gitmo in the very near future.

Military doctors will subcutaneously install a tracking device into each prisoner without his knowledge. We will then use satellite tracking systems to monitor the movements of each as they reimmerse themselves into the Arab world.

I see many advantages and zero negatives with this plan. Not only would we "restore our credibility" around the world (in Paris and Berlin, most importantly) by closing down the gulag of the 21st century, but we could also gain invaluable intel about the locations of various jihadis with whom some of the released prisoners would inevitably contact.

On the other hand, were some of the prisoners actually innocent, they would simply go about the rest of their lives, following the religion of peace and turning their heads while making excuses for the radicals who decapitate innocent people in their 'jihad'.