John Kerry's new campaign slogan:

President Bush rushed to war too slowly to protect the illegal weapons that Saddam didn't possess by the terrorists who weren't there until after we invaded in our illegal war that I will solve by bringing my faith into the oval office which will help me lead this nation as we continue to fight the wrong war at the wrong time with our coerced and bribed allies if and only if the action passes a global test to ensure we aren't diverting from the terrorism that I wish was just a nuisance.