We're not alone

Well, it seems that Italy and Australia are full of redneck hillbillies who are trying to push their radical religous agendas onto the rest of their country's people just like the 59 million buffoons who reelected President Bush last week.

Italians Oppose Marriage, Adoption for Gays

Abortion debate flares in Australia

Of course, as Michael Moore told us, these countries are coerced and bribed by George Bush, so I'm sure this is part of the scheme that was cooked up at some Halliburton board meeting.

Next, I predict that Poland will allow its 'assault weapons ban' to expire.