Who wins this election?

Who wins if Bush wins?

• Tony Blair and John Howard
• The "new" media
• Pro-life, gun owners, and small business people
• Iraqi and Afghan citizens
• Young people who want private social security accounts
• Eastern Europe
  

Who wins if Kerry wins?

• Trial lawyers and the ACLU
• The "old" media
• Abortion crowd, union workers, low-income/no income people
• Kofi Annan/the UN, the European Union, and the World Court
  
• Anyone involved with the oil-for-food scam
• Osama bin Laden, Yasser Arafat, Zarqawi, Kim Junk Il
• "Old Europe" i.e. France and Germany